Tab Shame

Counts your open tabs and judges you. Mercilessly.

You have too many tabs open. We both know it.
Tab Shame lives in your toolbar, silently counting your open tabs and delivering increasingly brutal commentary as the number climbs. Five tabs? You'll get a polite nod. Fifty? Your RAM is filing a restraining order. One hundred? We need to talk.
Features:

Real-time tab count badge that changes color as your shame deepens
35+ rotating messages across 8 escalating judgment tiers
Personal high score tracker (brag about it, we guess)
"Close All But This" panic button for when you finally hit rock bottom
One-click share button to post your tab count and shame message to social media

No data collection. No sign-in. No permissions beyond counting your tabs. Just pure, unfiltered judgment.
Built for tab hoarders, their coworkers, and anyone who's ever said "I'll read that later" 47 times in one sitting.