The Garnisher

The Garnisher is designed to mess with your webpage by making grammar and spelling errors

Donald Trump -> Donald Duck
Hillary (Rodham) Clinton -> Hill (Hamrod) Dog
Uppercase I's are now lowercase
Investigated -> instigated
Can't -> can
seven -> 7
Their and they're -> there
whose -> whos
Obama -> Osama
debate -> dance-off
self driving -> uncontrollably swerving
poll -> psychic reading
horsepower -> tons of horsemeat
candidate -> airbender
drone -> dog
vows to -> probably won't
at large -> very large
successfully -> suddenly
expands -> physically expands
an unknown number -> like hundreds
front runner -> blade runner
global -> spherical
no indication -> lots of signs

I would not recommend using this for anything other than pranking