I wish my friend Catherine wouldn't make eye contact with me while pooping. Based on the webcomic xkcd, http://xkcd.com/1689/
Someone writing webcomics for xkcd thought, "Hey, what if all instances of 'cat' were replaced with 'my friend Catherine'!" Well the day has come for that to happen! If you install My Friend Catherine, any banter about those furry feline critters is changed into, sometimes gross, remarks about your friend Catherine. See what kind of results you can get!