Coin-Operated Inter-Net Machine
Please activate the Coin-Operated Inter-Net Machine. Simply add this extension to your Chrome browser. Thank you. The COIN Machine offers cutting-edge, exclusive "Web Surfing features". It unlocks the browser's hidden ability to collect coins from commonplace web browsing actions, then spend those coins on "WebPage Enhancements". The Inter-Net is an odd place. But it's much better when you run it through the COIN Machine. The COIN Machine offers reliable "WebPage Functionality" and a streamlined, state-of-the-art assistant, called COBA, which stands for Coin-Operated Browsing Assistant. COBA is the next Clippy of our time. COBA is a COIN Machine that will enrich and augment your Web Browsing experience. COBA celebrates your browsing talents and awards you coins for using the Inter-Net. Once you've collected enough coins, you can purchase up to six different "WebPage Enhancements", including but not limited to: - an "explosive" WebPage Bomb - new and stylish cursors for your mouse - Edit and Design mode for unleashing your creativity - a fashionable and stellar Disco Ball that really brings the technicolor - advanced Word Swap technology - and an ultramodern Media Swap system Upgrade your browser and surf the web safely and in style with the all new COIN Machine!
- (2018-12-01) Ian: i love the honk sound, the honk, of the coin machine. I LOVE MY COINS