Your virtual friend
"Meet Chonky - your new virtual companion who's here to make your degen hours way more entertaining! Whether you're doom scrolling X, lurking in Discord, or hunting alpha on Telegram, this adorable little troublemaker will be there to keep you company.
Watch as Chonky waddles across your screen, munches on invisible snacks, and occasionally reminds you to touch grass (or at least look away from the charts for a second). Perfect for:
Making your X timeline 100% more adorable
Adding chaos to your Discord raids
Keeping you awake during those late-night Telegram calls
Distracting you from your portfolio's performance
Warning: May cause unexpected smiles, random bursts of laughter, and slightly delayed 'gm' responses due to watching Chonky's chicken dance. Side effects include improved mood during bear markets and occasional missed alpha because you're too busy watching your new friend vibe on screen.
Compatible with X, Discord, and Telegram. Perfect for degens, traders, and anyone who needs a friend during those long crypto winters.
Install now and get ready to have the world's most adorable productivity challenger... err... assistant!"