Kale Smoothie™

Is the internet distracting you? Is it too pretty? Too easy to access and navigate? Fear not, Kale Smoothie is here to make the internet ridiculous and inaccessible. Indulge in the confusion that is the internet without CSS. Look the grossness of the Real Internet directly in the eye and say "No Thanks!" After seeing what the internet really looks like, you won't even want to bother trying to use it; it's too confusing! Say hello to productivity and IRL relationships.