Replaces the names of presidential candidates with much better descriptors.
Hey... this election is depressing, right? These candidates are making a mockery of American democracy. Well, time to join them. This extension replaces their names with better, funnier words. It'll help keep your blood pressure down* while you read online coverage of the Ridiculous Farce of 2016. *Extension does not actually lower blood pressure, you mouth-breathing Trump supporter.