Boaty McBoatface

Return the name of Britain's new research vessel to the one that voters intended.

Democracy spoke, and was thwarted. It's almost as if politicians don't listen to internet poll voters at all. Travesty.

FAQ:

Q. What does it do?
A. Replaces "R*S Sir David Attenborough" with "Boaty McBoatface."

Q. Isn't that confusing?
A. Maybe. Turn it off if it is.

Q. Can you do anything more context sensitive, so it'll swap the ship's name without the R*S in front of it, but leave Sir David Attenborough's name intact in other places?
A. No, that would take more than the ten minutes it took to throw this together. Time ain't cheap.

Q. Isn't this a bit stupid?
A. your a stupid