Mortalitab

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Status
No Privacy Policy Live on Store
Description from extension meta

Replace your new tab page with a personal reminder that you will die.

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Mortalitab
Description from store

Build dread and stay humble throughout the day with the Mortalitab homepage replacement!

Your screen probably has more pixels than you have hours in your entire life.

Mortalitab displays a rectangle with one dark pixel for every hour you've already lived and one light pixel for every hour you have remaining, based on your birthday. The flashing white square is the current hour.

What will you do with the hours you have left?

FEATURES

- Countdown to your death
- Dark gray pixel for each hour you have lived
- Light gray pixel for each hour you can expect to live, based on actuarial tables
- Blinking pixel representing this precious instant of your life
- A non-gender-specific reminder that despite your accomplishments, you are just a man
- You will die
- We all will die
- Death is inevitable

KEEP IN TOUCH

Follow us on Twitter! For updates! At @rlordio

Latest reviews

tyler kerr 2017-10-02

[opens new tab and sees my blinking mortality] hmm..maybe i don't really want to do this task for my employer during my own time. maybe i'll take my wife on a date or play with my cat. yes, that's better

tyler kerr 2017-10-02

[opens new tab and sees my blinking mortality] hmm..maybe i don't really want to do this task for my employer during my own time. maybe i'll take my wife on a date or play with my cat. yes, that's better

Dustin Michels 2017-05-25

As masterfully made as it is morbid!

Dustin Michels 2017-05-25

As masterfully made as it is morbid!

Mikita Pridorozhko 2017-03-21

But I'm already dead inside.

Mikita Pridorozhko 2017-03-21

But I'm already dead inside.

Leon Niceday 2015-06-19

Hey, are you sure we will all die? check the progress in science and technology ;)

Leon Niceday 2015-06-19

Hey, are you sure we will all die? check the progress in science and technology ;)

Theo Moule 2014-08-18

Does not work

Theo Moule 2014-08-18

Does not work

Statistics

Installs
52
Market
Chrome Web Store
Rating
4.17 (6 votes)
Last update
2014-09-29
Version 1.5
Languages
en