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Latest reviews
- (2022-02-28) Analisa Arriaga: This app is a peace of art. When i heard his epic words i was blinded by a beam of light my eyes couldn't handle the beauty of this existent app. Every time i see him a just wont to kiss him so much. hes bald head is so hot i just want to smear butter all over his nice big green oger body. I just wish i could see him without his shirt he has the sexiest horn. I just know that he is big and strong. i want him to roar all over me so bad. i would love it so would he.
- (2021-01-08) thomas Jefferson: I have learned the secrets of the Shrek and now I am invincible. Stay out of me swamp or I shall go full shrek mode
- (2021-01-06) Paweł Pecyna: DAAAYYUUMNN HE THICC
- (2020-10-14) Isabella Hawkins: Shrek is luv... Shrek is life... I hope that one day... Shrek will be... MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- (2020-02-18) Harriet Tucker: this was very shreksual
- (2019-12-18) Fatemah Alajmi: I love this shrek is amazing never have seen such an esqusite this is an amazing wonderful standing ovation thank you wonderful five stars ( no one payed me to say this) we stan shrek
- (2019-10-20) Nathan Peterson: The best