Sick of all the false metal fans in your life? Make them trve with Trve Chrome
From the frostbitten northern reaches of the internet, I present you Trve Chrome: When other metal people are false, Trve Chrome is there for you. When someone meant to write Lemmy but wrote God accidentally, Trve Chrome is there for you. This is vvhat happens when metaljerk gets bored. Vsers should only install this upon penalty of burned and died.
Latest reviews
- (2018-03-01) Robby Hoover: Doesen't work anymore :/
- (2018-01-30) igot pikelz: this is the most trve extension i have ever witnessed and vsed
- (2017-04-10) flambo: It made a christian article trve, so only 5 stars
- (2015-02-14) ViviSectia: I installed this extension in the hopes that it vvovld help me blend in vvith the svbgenre racists that exist on Redchanit so they vvovld stop being so mean and it vvorked. They stopped persecvting me as long as I didn't talk to them bvt then something vvorse happened. I savv a kid in a Slapnvts shirt, normally I vvovld congratvlate on his great taste in real metal bvt instead, I called him a poser and bvnred and died him. VVhile I vvas masqverading arovnd as a svbgenre racist, I became one. It leaked into my everday life and novv I have gradvated from a svbgenre racist to a svbgenre Nazi. Thanks to this extension, I'm preparing falscentration camps all over the covntry and have synthesized enovgh Falsklon B get rid ov all the posers ov the vvorld. I vvovld like to thank the avthor ov this extension. Before I vvas aimless in life and novv I have a pvrpose. HEIL SATAN! 666/666 vvovld invade Poland
- (2015-02-14) N S: Before I fovnd this trve kvlt extension, I vvas engaging in moshing and fvn, and vvas enamovred vvith core and trends. Vpon installing this, both my browser and I became infvsed vvith an inklike svbstance (I svspect it to be the distilled essence ov evil itself), vvhich had previovsly been voided from the bovvels ov Angra Mainyv himself, vsed to boil avvay the flesh ov six hvndred and sixty-six mevvling, eyeless svpplicants in a deep cave, and then forced vp to the svrface amidst a tide ov gore. Vpon being tovched by this trvest ov daemonic ichors, I decided to reject my life ov false metal, and threvv avvay my Slapnvts and Bring Me the Horizon albvms in favovr ov Darkthrone and Venom. Thor Himself then deigned to descend vpon my hvmble abode in Midgardr, and decided that I vvas novv trve enovgh to be granted entrance to The Hall ov Trve Metal. 666/666, vvovld sacrifice goats to again!
- (2015-02-14) Patryk Florczak: It made my penis grow 5 inches in 2 days!